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sriracha + bike’s bottle cage
(Source: mircaulousmagnetism)
THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
seriously look at this awful thing
No.
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
There is literally nothing appetizing about this either. WHO JUST EATS A HUNK OF HOT COOKED EGG LIKE THAT. WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA.
Drew, I feel like you’d appreciate this. If you need me, I’ll be over here fighting my gag reflex.
I’m a Technology editor on Tumblr, and it istaking all of my self-control to not promote this in Tech, for the lulz.
Love him
(Source: insideoutnight, via fuckyeahhenryrollins)
i was being bored someplace one day when suddenly I realized that I could - maybe even should - be captioning photos of grumpy cat with some of John Roderick’s words of wisdom from Roderick on the Line. This is a sort-of valentine’s day one. there are others. Grumpy Cat and Roderick quotes just work, somehow, at least in my brain.